I'm tired, so let me broken.

animeteenager:

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

Comedy at its finest

meladoodle:

send me nudes but censor your no no zones i dont want to see that, im not married to you and i dont want to go to hell

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

nopestiel:

_{^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}}

olibutt:

kellins-quinns-buttblog:

olibutt:

my dear butts u will never be forever alone u have me and we can be 2gether 4ever~~~

yay, we should all get together and have a huge sleepover c:

this is on the butt bucket list we have to do this guys omg

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

thatswhen:

trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?! 

COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

you guISE

!!!!!

MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

THEY ARE SASSY

not all the time tho, but it’s still cute

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

jaclcfrost:

do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing

it’s very nice

thefourteenthdoctor:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

Well I’m going to start using it now so

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

truxtons:

i dont even know how i have more than 10 followers on this site

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

rexuality:

rexuality:

If I shouted, “HEY who wants to makeout with me?” everywhere I go then that could easily solve my problem but no I have to make it difficult

problem solved

skypestripper:

how to sex

1. put thing on thing

2. baby

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur